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I bet Santa Anna would have appreciated the heads-up Davy Crockett was fighting at the Alamo against the boys in Washington.  Could have saved an awful lot of trouble.

While we’re at it, does this secession thing work both ways?  If it would make the Republicans happier not to live in a nation polluted by cheese-eating surrender monkeys and their ilk, are they down with NY/New England and the Pacific coast taking off?  Do they understand that they will have no money (Delaware is misleading, as businesses incorporated in Delaware are counted as Delaware taxpayers, even if located elsewhere)?

For his part, Rick Perry decides there isn’t nearly enough crazy on radio and figures he wants to join in the fun.  Because the last time Texas decided to leave the Union it worked out so well for everyone.

As Sam Houston said the first time:

Let me tell you what is coming. After the sacrifice of countless millions of treasure and hundreds of thousands of lives you may win Southern independence, but I doubt it. The North is determined to preserve this Union. They are not a fiery impulsive people as we are…but once they begin to move in a given direction, they move with the steady momentum of a mighty avalanche, and what I fear is that they will overwhelm the South with ignoble defeat.