Is Hillary running for night receptionist? Does it really matter who answers the phone? If there is some national emergency, don’t they wake up the president? Unless he is reading the My Pet Goat, which I believe translates to “do not disturb no matter what”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M70emIFxETs
Also, the general theme of “make your opponent seem creepy and dangerous” works a lot better when people find your opponent (and not you) remotely creepy and dangerous. I think this is what Hillz was trying to channel:
