While ago there was an Ali G visit to Andy Rooney’s show. It didn’t go very well, mostly because Andy is just as insane a character as Ali G. Here’s Andy discussing the quality of today’s presidential candidate names.
Seems almost pointless to mention that the reason “Jefferson” and “Roosevelt” sound like such presidential names is that they are the names of famous presidents. Yes, if “Romney” had been president instead of “Kennedy”, you might fly out of Romney Airport, and no, it would not sound weird (incidentally Logan, O’Hare, and Hartsfield show that inconsequential people can have major airports named after them too). And yes, if the general of the revolutionary army and first president of the country had been named “Giuliani”, odds are decent there would be a city with the same name.
In other news, there is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard, just another fist.